Sunday, March 21, 2010

Extreme diets

Eating insects, worms and Co.

Most of you will say: "No way! Insects are just soooo disgusting!" But the reasons for this aversion are purely cultural. We have always been told that insects are dirty, creepy and cannot be given any value. Wrong!
Actually, most of us love shrimps. Eating a small crevette or a fried cricket is just about the same. In Spain, up to 1000 € are paid per kilo of angulas - baby eels - which look just like white and grey intestinal parasites!


Many cultures include insects in their everyday diet. Insects are highly nutritious, very rich in proteins and very cheap to produce. So eating insects is actually a good way to be more sustainable!
In most Western countries, insects are only eaten as a rare delikatessen or their consumption is considered a weird fashion. I remember the insect trend of the 1990s - lollipops with worms, fried crickets or living worm spaghettis for the brave.

In Colombia "hormigas culonas", that would translate "big-assed ants" can be bought once a year. They are quite expensive and taste like a salty snack. The chocolate-covered version can be bought online here.





Raw food diet / living food diet (mostly vegetarian)

Raw and Living Foodists eat all fruits, vegetables, sprouts, nuts, seeds, grains, sea vegetables and other organic/natural food that have not been processed.
Living foods are foods that contain enzymes. Cooking destroys the enzymes and alters the molecular structure of food and renders it toxic, Raw Foodists say.
As you can imagine, eating raw fruits and vegetables only is quite exasperating. To eat nuts or grain such as rice, Living Foodists have to be very creative to be able to prepare their food in a way that goes with their ideology. Nuts and seeds have to be soaked and sprouted before consumed. Find some recipes here.
Imagine how difficult it must be to become a Raw Foodist if the people that surround you are not. In most countries it's hard to find vegetarian food so imagine how difficult it must be to find living food for a quick takeaway! And some people's eating habits are even more extreme:

Sproutarians feed mainly or only on sprouts (sprouted legumes, grains or seeds). How can anybody live exclusively on sprouts???? Judith Wade is one of them. They say that sprouts is the most nutritious, vibrant and alive food, second only to ethereal prana (see "pranic feeding" below). Even though I'm not a chocolate lover I have to admit that sometimes I would just kill for some sweet food - how do they get their sugar??
Raw fruitarians believe that their diet should not cause the death of any living plant. They can only eat food than can be harvested without destroying the plant, such as fruits, seeds or nuts. Eating lettuce, broccoli or potato (the root of the plant) would be too cruel.
Juicearians basically feed on juices made of fruits, vegetables and wheat grass.

Of course, many of the raw food extremists choose to live in communities as to minimize the problems of coexisting with people living on a standard diet. So, their whole live is actually just about how to eat "correctly", following the rules of their extreme diet. The guy on the video talks about the healthy properties of green vegetables. Of course they are healthy, but feeding mainly on spinach?????? I love spinach, but I don't think I would enjoy to live with spinach as may main companion in life.



Example of what a Raw Foodist may eat in one day (meanwhile you read this, I'll get a nice piece of chocolate cake...):
  • Breakfast: fresh fruit, coconut water, flax meal (banana, apple, flax seeds, almond milk and cinnamon) topped with germinated nuts
  • Smoothie made of Super foods, spinach and herbal tea, wheat grass (yes, as if we were cows), home-made sunflower seed cheese or pate on cucumber, coleslaw with avocado
  • Dinner: avocado/carrot soup (cold), thai lettuce wraps, green juice
  • Drink: pure water, fruit juices, almond milk, coconut water, smoothies

Freaky eaters

The fruitarian's best friend? Definitively not someone who lives only on chocolate. Yes, only chocolate. Some people suffer from an eating disorder that means that there are only one or two types of food they can get down them without choking. And normally, they don't live exclusively on apples, but rather on chocolate, sausages, bred or cheese crackers.
The healthy looking girl on the photo is 30-year-old Eva Verissimo. Eva was diagnosed with Achalasia-a condition affecting the muscle of the oesophagus which carries food to her stomach-12 years ago.

Almost the only thing she eats is chocolate. A Bounty for breakfast, a Snickers for lunch, a Cadbury's Flake for dinner and a Cadbury's Cream Egg as a late night-snack. She says she's tired of not being able to eat a proper meal.
In the photo, a deep fried Mars bar - probably Scotland's worst food invention ...

Many other people share Eva's eating habits. The BBC series "Freaky eaters" tries to help those people with bizarre monotonous diets. Most of the times, the condition is a result of a psychological childhood trauma. They eat only one kind of food because they know they like it and feel secure with it. Some of the people that appeared in the show had to vomit when seeing vegetables at a market stand. They want to try new foods but are not able to eat them. One girl has been eating only potatoes for years: chips and mum's potatoe mash (other mashs she can't eat). Every day. Another one lives on just one type of sausages, the more burnt the better.
In the video: Adrian, who mainly eats Spaghetti Hoops (a brand of instant noodles) and toast. Exceptions may be fries, sodas and chocolate.




Prana feeding

Feeding on prana ("life-energy" in Sanskrit, Qi in Chinese) means feeding on sunlight and fresh air. The perfect breatharians are supposed to achieve the ability to unhook themselves from the need to take physical food. But of course, only a few cases of people practicing pranic feeding over months have been reported, and most scientists are skeptic even though some of these Gurus have been monitored for days by medical research teams.
The idea of inedia is that through a specific meditation, the cell metabolism can be reprogrammed to obtain energy directly from prana (sunlight and pure air are necessary) instead of fueling nutrients in order to produce it. It is not the same as extreme fasting or extreme anorexia, as the body of a breatharian should work perfectly and does not show any symptoms of starvation.

I can imagine angels or other superior spiritual beings sitting together and enjoying some nice tapas of prana. But the average non-ethereal human has not yet achieved the ability to go beyond the limits of his physical body. But it seems that some Gurus such as Hiran Ratan Manek, Prahlad Jani (in the photo), the monk Sahajmuniji or Jashmuseen, can. Even though scientists are skeptic, these highly spiritual people definitively are able to subsist on much much less food than the rest of the mortals.

What I think can be a good option for anyone is partial prana feeding. In the video below, Jashmuseen proposes a meditation technique to obtain direct energetic nourishment and reduce food intake. Imagine the positive consequences for the World's resources! And think about the reduction of expenses for food! I'd start every month on day 15 to be able to eat one meal less during the last week of the month, when it comes to living on a shoestring.
Attention: the video seems to be the typical new-age-kitsch, but is actually highly hypnotic!

It is said that some types of vampires (specially the psychic vampires) feed on prana.




Paleolithic diet and raw animal food diets

If vegans or breatharians do their best to raise their consciousness and evolute spiritually, followers of paleolithic diets return to the roots of mankind. The paleolithic diet attempts to simulate the ancestral diet consumed during the Paleolithic - a period that ended about 10 000 years ago with the development of agriculture. They tend to reject "neolithic" or domesticated foods. If using the commonly available modern foods, the diet basically consists of meat, fish, vegetables and fruits, nuts and roots. Grains, legumes, salt, dairy product, refined sugar and processed foods (even oil) are excluded. A fundamentalist paleolithic would also exclude cultivated fruits and vegetables, as they are domesticated foods. In the paleolithic, humans lived in communities of hunters-gatherers, so vegetables others than the wild growing were not included in their diet.
The Primal diet consists of fatty meats, organ meats, dairy, honey, minimal fruit and vegetable juices and coconut cream, all raw. The diet was founded by Aajonus Vonderplanitz (in California, of course) and simulates the diet of some actual tribes, such as the Siberian Inuits.
This diet is definitively not healthy for a non-Inuit who is not living in the Siberian tundras. Humans have adopted different eating habits depending on their habitat. I think it's just stupid to start an extreme diet just because some ancestral tribes living under completely different conditions (and dying young, by the way) follow it. To me, this seems just like another of these Californian fashion diets (fad diets); and it doesn't even make you lose weight!
Another type of ancestral diet is the raw animal food diet, which permits all kind of raw food of animal origen: raw, unprocessed meats and organ-meats, raw eggs, raw dairy and aged, raw animal foods such as century eggs, fermenting meat/fish/shellfish/kefir; nuts, sprouts, plants and fruits are allowed to a lesser extent. Raw grains and beans are excluded because paleolists believe that the human body is not prepared to deal with these products due to their poor digestibility and their toxicity.

The following video shows two extreme Raw Foodist: a woman living on nothing butraw fruits and vegetables and a man eating mainly raw meat (I have to admit that he looks much healthier than her...)


And to finish, just one wonderful example of a miracle "diet" to lose weight: The tapeworm diet. In Mexico you can get microscopically identified beef tapeworm cysts. The worm will interfere with your digestion, actually "eating" (absorbing") part of your food intake. So in reality you eat less. Once the weight loss is reached, an antibiotic is given, the tapeworm is killed so it can be expelled.... great idea! :-)

Forum post I found:

"I am 13 y.o., and i want to become a breatharian. I wonder if i am going to continue growing while living on air alone, or if I am going to stay the same height like now, I am just 153cm.
i also wonder if I am going to get my cyclus while I am breatharian? Do breatharians drink water? What about drinking tea? If i don't drink water, can I have my menstruation? Can breatharians become pregnant and have kids?
Can breatharians sweat? I heard that people sweat when they make love. What happens to our intestines, if we stop eating for many years? If we don't drink, do we urinate?
What if a 7 year old child becomes a breatharian, will he continue growing? (my brother).
Thanks, Rachel
"

LINKS:
Bay Area Bug Eating Society (BABES)
Insect recipes
Tapworm diet
BBC Freaky Eaters
Raw Food Planet
Primal diet
Breatharianism
Breatharian forum

Monday, March 15, 2010

Weird career opportunities

Odor judger

Odor judges are employed in research labs: basically, they have to smell things and judge the smells. Guess what these lucky employees have to smell when it's a new deodorant that is being tested ...
Or when it comes to test analyze other odor-reducing products such as mouthwash or chewing-gums: there is always somebody who has to confirm the improvement of the stinky morning breath after using the product. Even the dog food industry needs good noses. To test the effect of an animal's diet on its teeth, nothing more effective and simple than smelling the pet's breath.
And of course farts can tell a lot about the interior "life" of a person: Gastroenterologist Michael Levitt's "assistants" tested the farts of 16 volunteers after eating pinto beans. The farts were "trapped" in a container and the odor judges had to rate each sample (of about a 100) before they were chemically analyzed. Myum!


Crime-scene cleanup

Working in Grisham's CSI team is glamorous: a lot of state-of-the-art tech-toys to play with, cool sunglasses, handsome colleagues. But once the cool guys leave, the poor boys of the cleaning service have to deal with the left-overs: not only blood, but also pieces of flesh, brain, teeth, hair or body liquids have to be removed. Wearing a disposable safety jumpsuit, they are the ones to leave no evidence of a suicide, a drive-by or a train accident.




Nun importer:
In Europe, the church has a great need of young nuns to fill its convents. Once I talked to a guy who traveled to South America several times a year to recruit candidates and export them overseas. To be a pet detective or an ostrich babysitter sounds actually quite curious, as well.

Bolivian female wrestler

Bolivian indigenous women, the cholitas, are very picturesque, with their multi-layered skirts, colorful scarfs and bowler hats. But they also lead a hard life in poverty, taking care of their many children, and often sharing their lives with violent husbands.
But there are exceptions: some of these women are strong, impulsive and sometimes even aggressive (watch this video of the TV-show "Laura in America to see what I mean).
Organizers of Bolivian wrestling of El Alto (near La Paz) have introduced the innovation of fighting cholitas. Ms Choque (34, 150 pounds) or Marta (167 pounds) are some of the stars. Besides keeping the household and caring for their children and husband, they support a tough training regimen in cold gyms and a weekly hike up a 15-000-foot peak.
They can't make a living wrestling, so most of them have a second job or are supported by their husbands. But it's definitively a good extra income and it hopefully helps them control their aggressions in daily life.


Animal masturbator

This is actually a quite common task for vets. When it comes to breeding of big animals, reproduction is usually assisted or in vitro. That means that semen has to be collected from the males. The human technique of masturbation is not very efficient in bulls, so the alternative is to stimulate a zone similar to a woman's G point. This is done by introducing an electric probe or simply the vet's fist into the animal's rectum until it eyaculates. A more entertaining technique is to use a semen collector disguised as a cow: the bull believes he's actually copulating and introduces his penis into a hole. It's now the vet (or usually his assistant)'s turn to provide the bull with a traditional masturbation and collect the semen.




Other interesting career opportunities may be found in the food and cosmetic industry. What about becoming a dog food tester or, even better, a tampon tester? And I could think of a lot of other products that have to be tested before they leave the factory...
A very uncommon professional is the snake "milker": I've seen that once, definitively an interesting experience. For the production of antidotes, a snake's venom is extracted every few weeks. The poison is lethal (if an anti-venom is not injected immediately) and many of the biologists or vets working with these Ophidia have lost some of their fingers after being biten.


Sewage diver


To dive in shit. These brave people are in charge of fixing or cleaning anything situated inside a pit of sewage. Only the best and bravest professional divers can be hired for this job. Sewage (water-carried wastes: the shit you flush down the toilet) can be quite dense and often divers actually walk rather than swim through a completely opaque mud. They can stay under sewage for up to four hours. Of course no smells can reach them inside their astronaut-like suits, but claustrophoby can be a serious problem. Regarding the odor, the hardest job is the people who have to wash them down and clean them up after diving in liquid poo for hours.
The worst thing that can happen is the suit being torn and flooded - that would be extremely dangerous due to the numerous diseases floating in the waste soup.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Non-humans I: Our friends, the dogs


Our friends, the dogs. Real friends, indeed. They're always there to help us, to give us love. Love? In reality, they are just social animals and, once they've accepted you as their leader (the alpha-animal) they're all yours. I've never had a dog, but I think they're just trainable, but besides that, a bit stupid.

In the early 20th century, some researchers studied the level of loyalty a dog can reach. Slowly, they mutilated the "experimentation animals": a hind leg less, then a front leg cut, an eye, an ear ...and the dog (who of course had been the "researcher's" companion for years) would keep licking the man's hand.

Isn't it sad? The existence of an animal that is willing to martirize itself before abandoning its master? ?

Please don't get mad - dogs are wonderful and, definitely, one of the most important elements in a lot of people's life.

Have you ever heard people saying that, after a certain period of time, dog and owner start to look more and more alike? That was the reason why the dog-food brand "Cesar" hosted an owner / dog look alike contest.
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Sometimes I wonder: why do we still use the word DOG to describe such a heterogeneous group of canine beings? When I was a child, a dog was a wolf-like, rather big predator, which both protected the family members and gave love to them (I didn't say "made love", don't worry).

Nowadays, things have turned just way too fancy. Some so-called dogs are just like a miniature-version of their jet-set plastic American mummies. Horrible. These poor little things are no bigger than rats and have to carry tons of jewelry, get their hair dyed, their nails painted and I'm sure that perfumes for dogs exist, too.

The creature on the photo is just soooo cute - but a dog? Perfect to be carried in a rich art collector's Dior bag.
But, imagine, if he's male - maybe his mummy didn't even ask him about his sexual preferences...

Recently, the Spanish ultra-conservative newspaper "ABC" published a one-page article about "canine beauty" in its section about religion and faith (no, it's not common to find this kind of section in European newspapers). I asked myself : why could this issue be of interest for the Christian community? Well, because the spoiling and embellishing of cats and dogs is supposedly a pagan tradition and therefore may lead us astray... God help us!

Compared to the little jet-set midget, Giant George is one the real dogs of the past. Well, actually so big, that even in the past few of his species could compete with him. This Great Dane is the tallest living dog, as you can see on his website. You can also follow George on Facebook and Twitter.
According to the owners, "he sleeps in a queen-sized bed and goes through 55 kilos of dog food a month".

The Great Dane is one of the tallest dog breeds that exist. But at least, it conserves a dog-like appearance. What humans have done to the canine species is just terrifying. A species that is manipulated and modelled in order to entertain even the most extravagant owner.

Like in the 19th century, when it was considered chic among upper-class ladies to be seen in company of a "human curiosity" (dwarfs, crippled, bearded women etc) or have sexual relations with them, nowadays, owning the weirdest dog ever seen makes people feel special and gives them a certain feeling of exciting but socially accepted freakness.

Some of the most extreme breeds are abominate, nothing but a violation of nature. These creatures, such as the Shar-Pei dog on the photo, oftenly have to bear a live of pain due to the great number of diseases they suffer: constant muscle-ache as a consequence of a disproportionate body, conjunctivitis, infections of the skin folds, genetic disorders etc etc. Animals born to be laughed at, to inspire pity.















Why are these dog breeds so sickly? Because they are descendants of "errors of nature" and also suffer the consequences of consanguinity. Current breed standards encourage the intentional breeding of deformed or disabled dogs ("new products") and the inbreeding of closely related animals.
Just look at the happy face of the proud owner of probably one of the earth's ugliest dogs. I could vomit!

Sorry, I shouldn't be so pessimistic. I repeat, dogs are wonderful. And sometimes just like us. Have you ever taken somebody you've just met to your apartment and regretted it after 5 minutes? That's what happened to him...


And dogs are great for carneval parties. I have to admit that some canine costumes are just brilliant designs. I don't know if a dog has a feeling for dignity, but at least, wearing these fancy dresses for one day doesn't hurt. The spider is one of my favorites:

















Talking about hot-dog. We know that the term "hot-dog" has to do with an excited man's member but - what about hot-dogs in Asia?
In Korea, until recently, dogs were not held as pets and were only bred for the food industry. How do you think about that? Would you eat a dog hot-dog? Yes, I know, they are so cute. But what about a little white lamb? If I put a dog and a cute little piglet in front of you - which one would you condemn to death? Remember that pigs are even more intelligent than dogs....
If you compare the two photos below, the only difference is that we are used to seeing pigs only after being roasted and hardly ever alive...















I'm vegetarian, so this is none of my business anyway. In the poll on the left you express your opinion.

No more bothering you with unpleasant and worrying topics:

















To remember where dogs originally come from (from wolves), watch the following video about "dog attack styles" by National Geographic. Very instructive.
Dogs should never be trained by stupid private persons such as certain neo-Nazis who, due to a lack of viril power, feel the strong need to create killer-machines, by mistreating dogs like bulldogs since they are puppies.
In the video, big dogs are trained to guard against intruders.



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